Things I Feel Guilty About

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The laundry is folded but remains on the couch.

I don’t keep a budget.

Paper plates.

I shop sales but don’t use coupons.

My dog has to live outside.

I’m overweight.

I hate Beyonce’s “Surfboard” song.

My car is messy.

I spend too much money at Starbucks.

I sleep with the TV on all night.

I don’t have a skincare routine.